Anonymous asked:
hmhmhm..ah, yes... -she had the slightest slur- you know.....are you…
you aren’t /drunk/, are you?
Or something- that would be …erm.. very bad. Very, very bad.
..are you…
you aren’t /drunk/, are you?
Or something- that would be …erm.. very bad. Very, very bad.
… oh.
OH.
I was right, I actually was right just once… Hehe.
… what.
What are you doing?! You can’t just pop up like that, you know. Rude.
… Erm.
Well… uh.
I THINK I know who you are? Yes, yes I do.
…. what if. What if we … pretended that I do NOT know who you are.
We could do that. Yes.
Of course I know who you are.
… well, it’s better than staring at a grey .. face. An icon, not even a real face.
I prefer it, anyway.
…unless you are Her. Then you.. you don’t have to. You know. Don’t sound like Her though, so we should be good.
.. .I am flattered, really uh…
Mister greyface?
I’d give you back the compliment, but I dunno what you uh, look like! So I am just going to say thank you.
Again.
… uhm.
Thank you, I suppose? Craig keeps insisting he is the most handsome core, but…
Wait.
You were looking for him, weren’t you? Not me. nobody ever looks for me.
Aww thank you anon~
…
Mate
I’m never going to win any prizes for social skills
even though I’m
pretty sure
I should be given awards
considering my general coherency despite my programming,
but if I didn’t know better
I’d say there’s something going on here,
something a bit off.
Now I know disarray
I’ve caused it.
When I controlled the facility, disarray was practically my name.
Obviously of course it wasn’t.
I was definitely still Wheatley.
But in nature!
In nature I was disarray.
The embodiment of it you might say.
And this seems a bit like that.
I’m surprised SHE isn’t keeping you all on very tight strings!
My… Her wouldn’t ever let cores out of her sight!
Kept them all in check she did,
all in a single room.
Anyway my point is
there’s like this…
this
subtext
going on here.
Something…
happened
or
the status quo changed
I can’t tell.
I might be a genius but
unfortunately
I’m not psychic.
…yet.
If I’m going to stick around mate,
maybe it would be a good idea for me to
know all the details
or most at least,
if any are too sensitive.
Whose body was this before, what happened to them?
And assuming Rick is Adventure Core, where is he?
And how does Aperture here work exactly?
“…well.” He shrugged, shifting around a little. “I do not know whose body this is, mate. See… there is a lot of cores in here, or WERE. Most of them were disabled or turned off or ….. you see? Nobody remembers them anymore, not even themselves…” He ran a hand through his hair. ” …which makes sense seeing as they are DEAD?”
He chuckled uneasily. ” ….well, Rick usually spends his time somewhere inside the facility where he is not supposed to be, anyway. That’s it. Nothing mysterious about that at all.”