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Anonymous asked:

Why hello there~. We haven't talked in quite a while~. I'm sure you know who I am~

…. what if. What if we … pretended that I do NOT know who you are.

We could do that. Yes.

Of course I know who you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

[ohoh, tell me, do you /re/\lly/ w/\nt to see my oh-so-pretty f/\ce, cutie?]

… well, it’s better than staring at a grey .. face. An icon, not even a real face.

I prefer it, anyway.

…unless you are Her. Then you.. you don’t have to. You know. Don’t sound like Her though, so we should be good.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

[n/\h, I'm pretty sure I w/\s looking for you, pretty boy]

.. .I am flattered, really uh…

Mister greyface?

I’d give you back the compliment, but I dunno what you uh, look like! So I am just going to say thank you.

Again.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

[heeeeey, h/\ndsome]

… uhm.

Thank you, I suppose? Craig keeps insisting he is the most handsome core, but…

Wait.

You were looking for him, weren’t you? Not me. nobody ever looks for me.

askthemetalball:

Mate

I’m never going to win any prizes for social skills

even though I’m

pretty sure

I should be given awards

considering my general coherency despite my programming,

but if I didn’t know better

I’d say there’s something going on here,

something a bit off.

Now I know disarray

I’ve caused it.

When I controlled the facility, disarray was practically my name.

Obviously of course it wasn’t.

I was definitely still Wheatley.

But in nature!

In nature I was disarray.

The embodiment of it you might say.

And this seems a bit like that.

I’m surprised SHE isn’t keeping you all on very tight strings!

My… Her wouldn’t ever let cores out of her sight!

Kept them all in check she did,

all in a single room.

Anyway my point is

there’s like this…

this

subtext

going on here.

Something…

happened

or

the status quo changed

I can’t tell.

I might be a genius but

unfortunately

I’m not psychic.

…yet.

If I’m going to stick around mate,

maybe it would be a good idea for me to

know all the details

or most at least,

if any are too sensitive.

Whose body was this before, what happened to them?

And assuming Rick is Adventure Core, where is he?

And how does Aperture here work exactly?

“…well.” He shrugged, shifting around a little. “I do not know whose body this is, mate. See… there is a lot of cores in here, or WERE. Most of them were disabled or turned off or ….. you see? Nobody remembers them anymore, not even themselves…” He ran a hand through his hair. ” …which makes sense seeing as they are DEAD?”

He chuckled uneasily. ” ….well, Rick usually spends his time somewhere inside the facility where he is not supposed to be, anyway. That’s it. Nothing mysterious about that at all.”

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